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blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

(via moveslikekeithrichards)

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thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

(via misslittlemissy)

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trickstertier:

trying to get a friends attention like
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(Source: horsefacetier, via misslittlemissy)

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A classic.

A classic.

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candyredterezii:

vulpixfox1314:

candyredterezii:

vulpixfox1314:

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

please don’t stick a tree up your ass

IM GOING TO SHOVE A TREE UP MY ASS

Please dont shove it up. Cant you just plant a tree up there?

I AM GOING TO PLANT A TREE UP MY ASS

(via misslittlemissy)

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poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

(via exile-on-vinyl-street)

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all-blues:

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homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

(via misslittlemissy)

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video-game-heroines:

Samus 2.0 by muju
Tags: Metroid